You up to anything tonight? No? Well, if you’re into having your mind ripped apart by webs of intricately interlocking and dissociative space-guitar craziness, you should go see the Psychic Paramount play with Earthless tonight at Dave’s Warehouse…

If that’s not your thing, I’m sure there are a THOUSAND disgusting potheads in the area you could hook up with to ring in the deathdiversary of Columbine, Hitler’s birth, and Band on the Run. Your call.