The American Vice office cannae (“can not”) believe we forgot it was Robert Burns Night. And on the year the US government finally had the balls to legalise it. If you’ve still got enough time and deer-access to stalk and kill and dress and process and cook a deer, follow our simple 16-step recipe for preparing your own venison haggis. If you’re a wee (“little”) bit stretched for time, you can just content yourself with a Vice douche preparing his own as well as making a slight arse (“butt”) of himself in front of a bunch of highlanders.