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Credit: Amazon Amazon Unleashes ‘Interests’ AI-Powered Shopping Tool
Unleash the robots! They want to separate your from your precious dollars, and now they’re on Amazon itself.
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Credit: Malte Mueller via Getty Images Apple Music Classical (Yes, Really) Just Got 3 New Features
Doff your cap to sweet additions thrice, you rapscallion lover of classical music, you.
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What a stinker of a law – Credit: Sufiyan Huseen via Getty Images Switzerland Mulls Law Change That Threaten Swiss VPNs’ Privacy
Well, shit. Switzerland is a bright spot in the world of digital privacy, and if this rule change goes through it’ll put all of that at risk.
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Smith Collection/Gado/Getty Images 23andMe Just Went Bankrupt. Delete Your Data Before They Sell It.
Me? Why, sure, I’ll give you 23 good reasons to delete your health data before some rando gets a hold of it.
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Rock on – Credit: Apple Lossless Audio Coming to AirPods Max (But Only If You Use a Cable)
Wireless headphones are great for convenience, not typically so great for audio quality. An update is coming that helps the AirPods Max with one aspect, and not so much for the other.
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Way more restful than the blaring alarm that Dwight is about to set off – Credit: Peacock Wake Up to The Office’s Theme Song With a Hatch Sunrise Alarm Clock
The Office debuted exactly 20 years ago on March 24, 2005. You can take a trip down memory lane every morning for the next month by waking up to its theme song on a Hatch alarm.
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Credit: Rob Dobi via Getty Images Meta Tries to Kill Damning Tell-All Book, Accidentally Promotes It to Bestseller
Schadenfreude, noun: Enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others. See: Facebook
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A stack of modular Mesh Home Batteries – Credit: Pila Energy Sick of Power Outages? Back Up Your Whole House with the Mesh Home Battery
Backing up your home in preparation for a blackout used to mean an enormous gasoline generator. This modular, battery-powered option offers the power, minus the gas stink.
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Multiple generic tablets – Credit: Malte Mueller via Getty Images One Release Day, Two New iPads. How Do They Compare? The 11th-Gen iPad vs. iPad Air M3
If people wouldn’t jump down my throat that iPads are actually rectangles, I’d say these tablets are two square deals.
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Nintendo Alarmo — Credit: Nintendo Nintendo Released a Motion-Sensing Alarm Clock for Mar10 Day
Happy March 10, or as Nintendo calls it, Mar10 Day. Yeah, as in Super Mario. Get It?
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What a show. The '90s had its moments — Credit: Paramount Brawl From Cupertino: MacBook Air M4 vs. MacBook Pro M4
We can’t solve all your problems, but we can take a swing at this one. And if you read to the end, I actually declare a winner(!)