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Apple Lumon Terminal Pro – Credit: Apple C’mon Apple, Sell the Lumon Terminal Pro From ‘Severance’ for Real!
What are you, Apple, chicken? Bawk bawk!
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Canon Canon Announces EOS R50 V Camera for Vloggers on a Budget
The entry price of shooting 4K video continues to drop, and Canon’s updated EOS R50 V gets a little better and a little cheaper.
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Credit: Amazon Amazon Unleashes ‘Interests’ AI-Powered Shopping Tool
Unleash the robots! They want to separate your from your precious dollars, and now they’re on Amazon itself.
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Protesters on March 23, 2025 in Türkiye – Credit: Adem Altan via Getty Images Turkey’s Social Media Ban Was Lifted, but Citizens Are Sticking With VPNs
Piss off an authoritarian. Download a VPN today!
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Credit: Malte Mueller via Getty Images Apple Music Classical (Yes, Really) Just Got 3 New Features
Doff your cap to sweet additions thrice, you rapscallion lover of classical music, you.
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What a stinker of a law – Credit: Sufiyan Huseen via Getty Images Switzerland Mulls Law Change That Threaten Swiss VPNs’ Privacy
Well, shit. Switzerland is a bright spot in the world of digital privacy, and if this rule change goes through it’ll put all of that at risk.
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Smith Collection/Gado/Getty Images 23andMe Just Went Bankrupt. Delete Your Data Before They Sell It.
Me? Why, sure, I’ll give you 23 good reasons to delete your health data before some rando gets a hold of it.
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Rock on – Credit: Apple Lossless Audio Coming to AirPods Max (But Only If You Use a Cable)
Wireless headphones are great for convenience, not typically so great for audio quality. An update is coming that helps the AirPods Max with one aspect, and not so much for the other.
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Illustration of damaged satellite and space junk. Photo: MARK GARLICK / SCIENCE PHOTO LIBRARY / Getty Images This Satellite Could One Day Be Used to Eat Other Satellites
It’s the circle of life but with satellites.
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Way more restful than the blaring alarm that Dwight is about to set off – Credit: Peacock Wake Up to The Office’s Theme Song With a Hatch Sunrise Alarm Clock
The Office debuted exactly 20 years ago on March 24, 2005. You can take a trip down memory lane every morning for the next month by waking up to its theme song on a Hatch alarm.