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Tru-Tone I Can’t Believe These Vibey AF Retro Christmas Lights are Actually LEDs
LED Christmas lights might be saving the planet, but they’re ruining Christmas. Or so I thought—until I found Tru-Tone.
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Getty Images Apple Reportedly Developing Smart Doorbell With FaceID
Unlock your home with your face, because *gestures broadly at techno-dystopia*.
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ASML; Via Internet Archive's Wayback Machine Computer Chip Manufacturer Cancels LEGO Model Orders, Ruins Christmas
No LEGO model of a computer chip manufacturing machine for you this Christmas! You get coal, in non-LEGO form!
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(Photo by Zinkevych / Getty Images) This Grade School Offers AI-Only Classes, No Teachers Involved
A school without teachers: the ultimate capitalist educational experience.
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Collage by VICE America’s Most Popular Internet Router May Be Contraband in 2025
Odds are, you’ve got a TP-Link router. Don’t look now, but the U.S. government may outlaw it in 2025 under the guise of national security.
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DJI Drone Maker DJI Gets One-Year Reprieve From a US Gov’t Ban
The U.S. government’s consummate boogeyman is Chinese, flies, and packs an internal radio and camera. The Senate gives DJI one year to prove its drones aren’t a national security risk, or else it’s ban city.
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Filco Want to Level Up Your Button Mashing? Make the Switch to a Mechanical Keyboard
Real heads know—it’s all in the switches.
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Getty Images California Wants You on an Ebike so Badly, It’ll Pay You
California loves bikes. You love money. What’s not to like about getting paid to buy a new electric bike?
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Casio Casio’s Most Iconic Digital Wristwatch is Now… a Ring?
And even more shocking, it’s for sale in the U.S.
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Image Credit: Provocshae on TikTok Who Really Wants a Foldable iPhone or iPad?
Apple’s rumor mill never stops churning, and now, well, right now it’s… folding? Yep, rumors of a foldable iPhone and iPad have finally reached the (Other) Big Apple. Should they have?
