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Alex Swerdloff
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Food
Quickies: How to Turn Day-Old Bread Into the Indian Stir-Fry of Your Dreams
03.16.17
By
Alex Swerdloff
Food
The World’s First Lab-Grown Chicken Finger Was Just Unveiled
03.15.17
By
Alex Swerdloff
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This Study Says the ‘Cure’ for Your Chocolate Addiction Is Mindfulness
03.14.17
By
Alex Swerdloff
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Immigration Detainees in California Were Given Rancid Meat While in Custody
03.09.17
By
Alex Swerdloff
Food
Study Claims that Subway’s ‘Chicken’ Is Only About 50-Percent Meat
02.28.17
By
Alex Swerdloff
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Got Milk? Neo-Nazi Trolls Sure as Hell Do
02.21.17
By
Alex Swerdloff
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This Dude Is Going to Eat a Photo of Jason Segel Every Day Until Jason Segel Eats a Photo of Him
02.21.17
By
Alex Swerdloff
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Turns Out, Building a Sausage Factory on a Former Nazi Labour Camp Isn’t the Best Idea
02.18.17
By
Alex Swerdloff
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What Will the Future of NAFTA Mean for Our Tequila Supply?
02.16.17
By
Alex Swerdloff
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Now, a Supermarket Chain Faces a Boycott for Selling Trump Wine
02.15.17
By
Alex Swerdloff
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Some White People Are Really Confused by the Bay Leaves in Their Chipotle
02.13.17
By
Alex Swerdloff
Food
Gordon Ramsay Is Telling Random People on Twitter that Their Cooking Sucks
02.13.17
By
Alex Swerdloff
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