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Alex Swerdloff
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Food
This $459 ‘Gun’ Will Let You Blast Your Friends in the Face with Champagne
03.20.16
By
Alex Swerdloff
Food
Kids May No Longer Be the Prime Targets for Junk Food and Candy Ads
03.19.16
By
Alex Swerdloff
Food
Pre-Peeled Avocados Are Really Pissing Off Canadian Shoppers
03.18.16
By
Alex Swerdloff
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Bringing Your Dog to a NYC Restaurant Is About to Get a Whole Lot Easier
03.17.16
By
Alex Swerdloff
Food
Ted Cruz Hates Avocados, Loves Canned Soup and Cheese
03.17.16
By
Alex Swerdloff
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‘Are You Gluten Free?’ T-Shirt Causes Controversy for Zara
03.16.16
By
Alex Swerdloff
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This Internship Will Pay You $12,000 to Drink Beer All Summer
03.16.16
By
Alex Swerdloff
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Fracking Out to Pasture
03.16.16
By
Alex Swerdloff
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Gatorade Wants to Make “Night Yogurt” the New Bedtime Snack of Champions
03.15.16
By
Alex Swerdloff
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DA Swears Cops Caught Snacking at Pot Dispensary Were Eating Energy Bars
03.15.16
By
Alex Swerdloff
Food
Science Has Unlocked the Secrets to Parmesan, A Dollar Slice’s Best Friend
03.14.16
By
Alex Swerdloff
Food
What the Price of a Slice of Pizza Can Tell You About New York
03.14.16
By
Alex Swerdloff
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