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Carlton Férment
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We Spoke to the ‘Blood Rave’ Promoters About Their ‘Human Blood Shower’ Party
08.24.15
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Carlton Férment
A 15-Year-Old Going by ‘Deez Nuts’ Is Doing Surprisingly Well in the Presidential Polls
08.20.15
By
Carlton Férment
English Children Are Some of the Saddest in the World
08.19.15
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Police in Northamptonshire Who Abuse Powers Are to Be Banned from Stop and Searches
08.18.15
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Carlton Férment
Man Tries to Impress Women on a Cardiff Dancefloor, Shits Himself Instead
08.12.15
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Carlton Férment
Everyone’s Laughing at This Fall Out Boy Fan Who Was ‘Protecting’ Police in Ferguson
08.11.15
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An Undetonated WWII Bomb Was Found in London
08.10.15
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Carlton Férment
Six Trafficked Chicken Catchers Are Suing the ‘Worst Gangmaster Ever’
08.10.15
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This British Granddad Has Gone to Fight ISIS in Iraq
08.10.15
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A British Man Tried to Blame His Child Porn Collection on His Children
08.07.15
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Leicestershire Police Are Not Investigating Attempted Burglaries in Houses with Odd-Numbered Doors
08.06.15
By
Carlton Férment
An Idiot Homophobe Made the Mistake of Attacking a Gay Couple Who Trained at a Military Academy
08.05.15
By
Carlton Férment
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