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Scott Masters Pierce
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Oxford Dictionaries Added ‘Manic Pixie Dream Girl,’ ‘Butthurt,’ and a Ton of Other Words Last Night
08.27.15
By
Scott Masters Pierce
Cops in North Dakota Are Now Allowed to Arm Their Drones
08.26.15
By
Scott Masters Pierce
Hillary Clinton Talks Gun Control After the Virginia Shooting
08.26.15
By
Scott Masters Pierce
Food
Burger King Wanted to Make a McWhopper with McDonald’s, but Mickey D’s Shut Them Down
08.26.15
By
Scott Masters Pierce
The Man Who Killed Two Journalists on Live TV This Morning Is Now Dead
08.26.15
By
Scott Masters Pierce
Food
The FDA Won’t Let Bullshit Vegan Mayonnaise Sully Mayonnaise’s Good Name
08.26.15
By
Scott Masters Pierce
Police Are Looking for a Scary Cloaked Guy Allegedly Scattering Meat Near a North Carolina Playground
08.25.15
By
Scott Masters Pierce
Jon Stewart Left ‘The Daily Show’ to Become a Pro-Wrestling Heel, Apparently
08.25.15
By
Scott Masters Pierce
Eleven Black Women Were Kicked Off a Train for Laughing Too Loud
08.25.15
By
Scott Masters Pierce
Sex
We Asked an Ashley Madison User if He’s Screwed After the Hack
07.27.15
By
Scott Masters Pierce
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