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Photo via Scripps Institution of Oceanography A ‘Doomsday Fish’ Washed Ashore for the Third Time This Year
The ‘doomsday fish’ is so rare that, before this discovery, only 20 have been found washed up on beaches since 1901.
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Photo by The New Hampshire Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Man Overwhelmed by His Pets’ High-Speed Breeding Surrenders Nearly 1,000 Mice
The rodents aren’t common field mice, but pet mice.
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Photo by Malcolm P Chapman Butchered Dolphin Remains Found on New Jersey Beach, Sparking Investigation
A butchered dolphin, which had the majority of its organs and flesh removed, was found on a beach in Allenhurst, New Jersey.
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Photo by Cole Taschman / GoFundMe Surfer Survives ‘Freaky’ Second Shark Bite in 11 Years at Same Beach
A Florida man suffered a shark bite at the same beach for the second time in 11 years.
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Durango Tubby the extremely fat bear. Colorado Parks and Wildlife. This Extremely Fat Colorado Bear Is Lovingly Named ‘Durango Tubby’
A massive black bear nicknamed “Durango Tubby” has become Colorado’s newest viral sensation as locals share footage of its extraordinarily round pre-hibernation state.
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Photo by Anup Shah Primate Worker’s Thumb Partially Amputated After Bonobo Bite
A bonobo attack forced a Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden employee to undergo a partial amputation of their thumb.
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Artistic rendering of Quaestio simpsonorum. (Walker Weyland / Florida State University) They Found a 550-Million-Year-Old Fleshy Blob with a Question Mark on It
Scientists discovered Quaestio simpsonorum, a palm-sized prehistoric creature from 550 million years ago that was one of Earth’s first mobile animals.
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‘De-Extinction’ Company Claims to Have Extinct Tasmanian Tiger’s Genome
They’ve completely mapped the Tasmanian Tiger’s genome with 99.9 percent accuracy, like IRL Jurassic Park.
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(Photo by Nikki Kahn/The Washington Post via Getty Images) Blowing Up Dead Horses No Longer an Option for Wyoming Forest Rangers, Thanks to Climate Change
Climate change has forced a change in the practice of exploding the carcasses of dead horses.
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12-Foot Great White Shark Hauled Away from Beach in Cape Cod
The cause of death for the shark remains unknown.
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Max2049/TikTok Asshole Cat Celebrated by Idiots for Terrorizing Neighborhood
We need Moo Deng back—these new TikTok animals are out of control.
