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Sports

David Roth’s Weak in Review: Curt Schilling, Russell Wilson, and the Problem with Confidence

08.28.15

By David Roth
The Guy in Charge of North Las Vegas’ Water Purity Once Poisoned a Bunch of Kids

08.20.15

By Drew Millard
Yes, I’m Asian, Now Please Stop Saying ‘Ni Hao’ to Me

08.07.15

By Jackie Hong
Someone Finally Solved That Problem Where Your Cat’s Asshole Doesn’t Have Jewelry on It

07.15.15

By Mike Pearl
Sex

I’m a Straight Man and I Hate Giving Oral Sex

05.29.15

By Davide Lomino
Tech

I’m Going to Hell Because I Played SimCity Like an Asshole

05.08.15

By Ashwin Rodrigues
Sports

The Life Lessons of Cortland Finnegan, a Pest’s Pest

03.13.15

By Jesse Farrar
Sex

I Slept with My School Teacher, and It Was Great—but the Aftermath Was Terrible

01.28.15

By Anonymous
Does Domestic Violence Actually Rise During the Holidays?

01.02.15

By Kristen Gwynne
Entertainment

Cinema

11.30.14

By Jonny Negron
Entertainment

These Graphs Show How Much ‘Words of the Year’ Actually Get Used After They Join the Dictionary

11.20.14

By Joel Golby
Sex

You Can Now Use Bitcoin to Buy 3-D-Printed Sex Toys

08.23.14

By Crackdoubt

The Latest

Gaming

Xbox Game Pass Surprises Users With a New 2025 Game Today

Xbox Game Pass adds a 2025 title today and gives players a chance to catch up on the latest installment in the franchise.

04.03.26

By Denny Connolly
Screenshot: The Pokémon Company

Gaming

Pokémon Champions Mega Abilities Leak Reveals Overpowered New Forms

A new leak might have just revealed most of the new Mega Abilities in Pokémon Champions. If true, it makes some Pokémon overpowered.

04.02.26

By Brent Koepp
PlayStation 5s – Credit: Sony

Tech via

Amazon Is Still Selling the PlayStation 5 at Its Old, Lower Price

I don’t often urge people to run, run, run and buy a deal, but if you want a PS5 before the price hike kicks in, I wouldn’t wait long past lunch.

04.02.26

By Matt Jancer | Reviewed by Ysolt Usigan
Tunvarat Pruksachat/Getty Images

Life

This ‘Healthy’ Ingredient You’re Probably Eating Might Give You a Stroke

If you’ve had a protein bar that wasn’t inedible, it’s probably because of erythritol. It’s just too bad that it might give you a stroke.

04.02.26

By Luis Prada
Sugar, The Surfing Dog

Life

Remembering Sugar the Surfing Dog, World Champion Dog Surfer

RIP Sugar.

04.02.26

By Luis Prada