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Wavves Provide a Pure Pop-Punk Blast with “No Shade”

05.03.17

By Phil Witmer
Music

The Noisey Guide to Eating Pussy

04.18.17

By Charlotte Richardson Andrews
Music

10.0! We Gave Pitchfork Scores to Every Band Playing Pitchfork Music Festival

02.13.15

By Noisey Staff
Sex

Everything I’ve Learned About Sex

09.05.14

By Eli Braden
Music

Stream “Bad Teeth” from 1970s NYC Proto-Punk Nihilists Jack Ruby, Who’ve Influenced Every Single One of Your Favorite Bands

04.24.14

By Brad Cohan
Music

We Made The Ultimate List of “Body Party” Remixes. You’re Welcome.

08.30.13

By Lily B

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Gaming

Xbox Game Pass Surprises Users With a New 2025 Game Today

Xbox Game Pass adds a 2025 title today and gives players a chance to catch up on the latest installment in the franchise.

04.03.26

By Denny Connolly
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Gaming

Pokémon Champions Mega Abilities Leak Reveals Overpowered New Forms

A new leak might have just revealed most of the new Mega Abilities in Pokémon Champions. If true, it makes some Pokémon overpowered.

04.02.26

By Brent Koepp
PlayStation 5s – Credit: Sony

Tech via

Amazon Is Still Selling the PlayStation 5 at Its Old, Lower Price

I don’t often urge people to run, run, run and buy a deal, but if you want a PS5 before the price hike kicks in, I wouldn’t wait long past lunch.

04.02.26

By Matt Jancer | Reviewed by Ysolt Usigan
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Life

This ‘Healthy’ Ingredient You’re Probably Eating Might Give You a Stroke

If you’ve had a protein bar that wasn’t inedible, it’s probably because of erythritol. It’s just too bad that it might give you a stroke.

04.02.26

By Luis Prada
Sugar, The Surfing Dog

Life

Remembering Sugar the Surfing Dog, World Champion Dog Surfer

RIP Sugar.

04.02.26

By Luis Prada