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This Poo Painting of Mark Zuckerberg Is the Digital Era’s ‘Piss Christ’

01.26.15

By Allie Conti
That Bill Gates Shit-Water Machine Might Actually Change the World

01.09.15

By Peter Lawrence Kane
Lil Wayne Is the Best Rapper Alive, So Why Did His 2014 Suck?

12.15.14

By Drew Millard
Vote in Noisey’s 2014 Reader Poll

12.09.14

By Noisey Staff
I Made My Thanksgiving Guests Review My Robot Toilet

11.30.14

By Arielle Pardes
You Don’t Know Shit – Part 2

11.13.14

By VICE Staff
You Don’t Know Shit

11.11.14

By VICE Staff
The Five Times I’ve (Literally) Shit My Pants

08.15.14

By Sam Briggs
Could Pooping in a Box Save the Developing World?

06.04.14

By Alexis K. Barnes
Sperm Whale Shit Will Make You Rich

04.30.14

By Michael Zelenko
Bathroom Bitches

04.01.14

By Caisa Ederyd
We Interviewed an Anglican Canadian Who Is Only Drinking Beer for Lent

03.31.14

By Kristy Hoffman

The Latest

Gaming

Xbox Game Pass Surprises Users With a New 2025 Game Today

Xbox Game Pass adds a 2025 title today and gives players a chance to catch up on the latest installment in the franchise.

04.03.26

By Denny Connolly
Screenshot: The Pokémon Company

Gaming

Pokémon Champions Mega Abilities Leak Reveals Overpowered New Forms

A new leak might have just revealed most of the new Mega Abilities in Pokémon Champions. If true, it makes some Pokémon overpowered.

04.02.26

By Brent Koepp
PlayStation 5s – Credit: Sony

Tech via

Amazon Is Still Selling the PlayStation 5 at Its Old, Lower Price

I don’t often urge people to run, run, run and buy a deal, but if you want a PS5 before the price hike kicks in, I wouldn’t wait long past lunch.

04.02.26

By Matt Jancer | Reviewed by Ysolt Usigan
Tunvarat Pruksachat/Getty Images

Life

This ‘Healthy’ Ingredient You’re Probably Eating Might Give You a Stroke

If you’ve had a protein bar that wasn’t inedible, it’s probably because of erythritol. It’s just too bad that it might give you a stroke.

04.02.26

By Luis Prada
Sugar, The Surfing Dog

Life

Remembering Sugar the Surfing Dog, World Champion Dog Surfer

RIP Sugar.

04.02.26

By Luis Prada