We like to keep up-to-date with all the latest shimmies so we can impress the ladies at the disco. In the past we’ve turned you on to Footworkin’ and the Bird Flu. Now a hot new dance is sweeping across northern Europe. The Hakken used to be de rigueur at Gabba parties, but a new move called the Jumpstyle has given the scene a much-needed zillion volt jump-start. It looks like Aryan krumping and seems to confirm racial stereotypes about dancing.

DOM TUNON