Photo by Dan Meyer

Well, the conservatives warned us: If we as a society allow same-sex marriage, what will come next? A slippery slope to bestiality was promised, and it sounded alarmist and far-fetched but here we are—only a few months after the flood of gay marriagings, and look what’s been flooding my mailbox!! Wedding announcements! Only, if you read close, you will see it ain’t just “Adam and Steve” wantin’ to get hitched these days.