The only thing I can imagine Cassetteboy’s trying to communicate with this is that The Hairy Bikers are motherfuckers are the archetypal stepdads. You know, the kind who are nice to you when your mum’s still in the room and promise to take you to the football, but as soon as she goes out to the kitchen to fetch you some more Ribena he’s got his slipper out and he’s telling you about how, “Things are gonna change around here, son.”