To: “MOM”, “Patty O’reilly”, “naomi”, “Micheline”, “Andrew” , “Nick” , “dean”, “jody”, “Ryan”, “Adam”, “Erin” , “Vice Magazine” vice@viceland.com
Subject: my french report card

I graduated level one today! Now, just 11 more levels to pass. Thought I’d show off a little by sharing my bon report… before they possibly take a turn for the worse.
Love, Pierre (that’s the French name I chose for myself this week).

DAYNA MORLEY

Vice sez: Hmm. Not entirely sure why we’re CC’d on this, but nice going. And please tell Naomi it’s “Reply-All” not “Bore-All-Beyond-Belief.”