A 300-pound police officer in Nebraska was fired for being too fat and then was given his job back because, for one, that is blatant discrimination and, for two, he is perfectly capable of scooching the seat all the way back and cramming himself in between it and a steering wheel to cruise around and do nothing all day.Oh, the scandal! Just kidding. Who cares? But seriously, I wouldn’t have fired that cop for being a lardo, I would’ve fired him for that jacket. Do you see those sagging shoulders? Clearly he plans on getting even fatter.
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