AXL ROSE GOT FAT

Lead singer of Guns N’ Roses and worst person in the entire world Axl Rose has gotten fat. Axl, pictured above looking shmoooookin’ while attempting to hide his frame under a banana yellow zoot suit, unveiled his new look at a concert in Brazil, a video of which is below.

A WOMAN DID SOMETHING GROSS THAT IS PROBABLY ART, BUT I REALLY HOPE IT ISN’T

She made it to make her ex-boyfriend sorry, and also to impress the readers of a website called darejunkies.com (which no longer exists). You go girl!

Speaking of kinda pretty, yet dead-eyed and terrifying girls doing weird stuff and posting it on the internet, Katherine Chloe Kahoon has a new video. Unlike her other videos, this one isn’t scripted and, like Katherine says: “when you just turn on the camera and let ‘er roll, life can get pretty interesting.”

SOMEBODY PRANK CALLED AN LA CITY COUNCIL MEETING

And, luckily for them, got through to a man who doesn’t know any children, has never been on the internet, has never seen an episode of The Simpsons, and doesn’t possess the ability to hear the words that are coming out of his own mouth.

TREY PARK AND MATT STONE WENT TO THE OSCARS… ON ACID!

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Though nowhere near as exciting as some of the stuff we’ve done in our recurring “…On Acid!” series (visiting a theme park, anyone?), I feel it’s worth mentioning that Trey Parker and Matt Stone recently revealed that they were on acid while attending the 2001 Academy Awards.

TWO RECURRING NIGHTMARES OF MINE TOOK ON HUMAN FORM AND BEGAN TO WALK THE EARTH

Via here and here.

If you see them, please don’t tell them where they can find me.