Have you seen those stupid MBT shoes? You know, the ones with curved soles that are supposed to tone your arse as you walk. You sometimes see Notting Hill mothers rocking around in them (literally). But now a new generation of degrading footwear has arrived. The MBT men’s range includes a pair of physiologically-fashioned brogues. Aside from the fact that they make you look like you’ve got polio, do you really need to work out all the time? Wearing these is an admission that you obsess about the firmness of your buttocks. Is that what you want?