I was in Tokyo for Christmas and New Year and kept noticing funny street signs everywhere. This one above I saw above the toilet I was pissing in a huge toy shop called Kiddie Land which had a whole floor dedicated to Snoopy. Following on from this are some of my other favorites.

This one was at an ATM. It has a dog on it telling you not to use your phone while getting money out. I’m not sure why.

This one was in a sex alley. I think they were selling vibrators for 180yen (about £1.50).

This was next to the last one. These sign makers are crazy about, “TOYS THAT FUCK!”

Not sure about this one… It was on the side of a taxi though. Possibly driven by a Nazi into Gay Pride.

BEN RAYNER