Yep, I hate every single person, place, object and entity in America. OK, I don’t. But that doesn’t mean I don’t hate a great number of things that America has given to the world. And it also doesn’t mean that I won’t list a selection of these things for you now.

Here is some of the shit America has unashamedly excreted into the world for us all to endure, as well as other stuff I am holding them wholly accountable for:

    * The Ku Klux Klan
    * McDonald’s
    * Napalm
    * My Chemical Romance
    * Twinkies
    * Anne Coulter
    * The popularisation of morbid obesity
    * Frasier
    * Hillary Clinton
    * The phrase “my bad”
    * P.O.D.
    * TV evangelism
    * The constant mispronunciation and misspelling of English words
    * Barney the dinosaur
    * Scientology
    * Matt Damon

See what I mean now? One country is to blame for all of this. And this is only a mere fraction of what I can be bothered to write down. Feel free to add to the list.

JOHN