I hate when I
look for things on the internet and Google gets the wrong idea like a
confused nan and offers me something totally different. Thing is, I
have a fetish for navel hair. I’m not into hirsute women or body hair, I just like it when a girl grows that really thin strip of hair on her
belly. I once got this girl I was going out with to stop trimming that
area and she really got into having it there and being all unique and
whatever. But then one time when she was at the beach with some
friends, they all started calling her “manly” and stuff. So after that
episode she would never really indulge my fantasy anymore.

I
don’t really know what it is about belly hair that does it for me. It’s
probably just because it seems so rare and out of place maybe. Anyway,
when I went hunting for some pictures on the internet and entered the
search term “girls stomach hair” into Google, it got the wrong end of
the stick and showed me these images of hair balls which had
been removed from the bellies of women. Thanks Google.

Apparently the girls chew and swallow their hair during some kind of
subconscious habit and it builds up over the years in their stomachs
without them realising, causing all sorts of problems. It has a name
and everything: trichophagia. So there’s a technical term for this
hair eating addiction and gradual build up within the stomach, but
there is no name for my love of female navel hair. Maybe I have
discovered a new fetish and now, in the same way as when someone finds
a comet or a hurricane, they will name it after me.

If
you want any kind of body hair on a woman all you can find is all-out
werewolf style pictures. Please, if there is anybody else out there who
is into this, let me know. Or alternatively if you are a girl, please
allow this hair to grow on your stomach for how ever long it takes,
trim it into a thin, delicate strip and post a photo below. Thanks.

CONROY