Hey all you weird beards. Have you been struggling to find a new way to scumbagify your whiskers? Well, it’s about time because hormone-gulping trannies have been lapping you for years. The facial hair section of Hudson’s Female to Male Resource Guide is like the answer key to a quiz for 1920s-era barbers. Seriously, who the fuck refers to their beard as a “brett” or a “verdi”? Shims, apparently. Don’t forget to check out the rest of the site to learn about important FTM practices like how to “bind” a pair of tits together and the intricacies of swimming with a fake cock in your pants. It’s invaluable stuff.