Apparently now all it takes to create a documentary worthy of a premier at Sundance is a horse cock and a ruptured colon. Robinson Devor’s Zoo is an examination of an Enumclaw man who took his love of all things equestrian straight to the grave, exposing a horse sex ring in the process…

This is coming from a guy whose first couple flicks were a noir parody about a Hollywood-crazed used car salesman and a dramatic look into the life of a Senegalese bike cop in Seattle.

So let’s get this straight… a 45-year-old engineer for Boeing dies because of his penchant for a horse named “Bullseye,” and this is the film we should all pretend to take seriously? The Sundance Kid may have finally found a crevice that bests a hole in the wall. While most people would prefer to watch the beheading of POWs in Iraq, feel free to help yourself to a sampling of what this chap was up to—just please make sure your stomach is empty. What’s next, a MoMA exhibit where you can view the mutated genitals of African women through a microscope?