Tonight Ed Zipco’s Bodega is once more hosting/being bowled over by Brooklyn’s preeminent week-old booty-jam party. There’s a $5 cover, but there’s also an open bar from 9-10, so that should more than even things out. Assuming you may not have heard some of the artists in the lineup, we had Ed free-associate five descriptors for each. See below…

MORSY
Usher, Hustler, Grinder, Big-timer, Booty-thief

DIRTYFINGER
Thunderdome, Basement, Genius, BootyClap, Caveman

3PACK
Retarded, Titties, Sloppy, Tuff, Lube

DJ TAMEIL
Nasty, Milli, Cake, Pepsi, Congratulations

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