Veegs. As if their whole earth-toned superiority complex wasn’t bad enough, now some of them are refusing to bone meat eaters. A spokesman for the vegansexual community declared: “I would not want to be intimate with someone whose body is literally made up from the bodies of others who have died for their sustenance.” Ooookayyy. Hey, vegansexuals! We carnivores might be walking/talking animal cemeteries, but you’re going to miss out on some delicious hickory flavoured BJs.