Welcome to Question of the Day. Ditching the peen-scene!

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Following on from yesterday’s

dick fest, today is the turn of the laydees, the chicas, the quims, whatever! I hate this “Bros before hos?” malarkey, a) because I object to being called a ho outside of work, and b) because that was a loaded question. It should have been phrased “Sexy girls before smelly mates?”

But do those of us with two X chromosomes really have more loyalty to members of our own sex than our Y-chromosomed counterparts? Would you choose your girls over some guy? Would you get stitches for your bitches? Chicks before dicks? 



VICE: Chicks before dick?
Lois, 25, musician: Errr, it depends on the dick, to be honest.

Would you bail on your girlfriends for a bit of sex?
I have done, in the past.

Me too. Is it the female equivalent of being pussy-whipped? What do you call that?
Cock-sprung. Yeah, cock-sprung.



Kirsten, 46, teacher: Oh, well, I am married but I do ditch my husband so I can go out with my friends.

Cool.
Oh, I have to see him all the time. After all these years he’s a bit boring.

Would you ditch him to go out clubbing with me?
Yes. You look like fun.



Julie, 65: I would choose a man now because I’m single and perhaps if I’d spent less time with friends I wouldn’t be.

You sound bitter. Have you had fun with your girlfriends?
Oh yes, tremendous fun. But there’s certain things a man can do that a woman can’t.

Really? Like what?
Hahaha. I think you realise what I mean.

I do. I call it “sexy time”!
I just call it sex.



Kiki, 18: Oh, fucking chicks. Always chicks.

Oh, are you gay?
No, I don’t mean it that way, but I hate it when friends get a new man and then it’s like you don’t exist.

Yeah. Could a celebrity tempt you? Like, err, Justin Timberlake? Would you bail for him?
He’s still hot. Probably, only because he’s a celebrity, though.

You’re shallow.
I am shallow.



Jen, 22 (left) and Adameeka, 21.

VICE: Chicks before dicks?
Jen: That’s disgusting.

Helen, 21, law grad (right) and Helen’s boyfriend (left).

VICE: Chicks before Dicks?
Helen: Ummmm.

Don’t worry about your boyfriend. Honesty is the key to a lasting relationship.
I want both. My chicks and my dicks! Haha.

Is he a good boyfriend?
Yeah. He’s like a friend as well.

What if, err, Beyonce wanted to braid your hair, would you ditch him?
Yeah. In a heartbeat.

If Beyonce said let’s be BFFs but you two had to break up… ?
[Looks at boyfriend] Yes. I’d take Beyonce.
Boyfriend: Me too!

Me too.



Left to right: Grandma, 68, Karen, 49 and Emily, school student.

VICE: Chicks before dicks?
Grandma: Hahaha.
Karen: Do you know what that means, mum?
Grandma: Yes. Of course I do.
Karen: Well, we’re on a girls day out, so chicks.

What advice would you give to Emily about men?
Grandma: Never let a man tell you what to do. Play hard to get.
Karen: I don’t want her to get a boyfriend! Not until she’s 40!

Emily, do you prefer hanging out with your girlfriends or boys?
Karen: Careful what you say.
Emily: I’ve never had a boyfriend… yet. Boys just annoy me.

They annoy me, too. They’re good for nothing.
Grandma: I agree. Even your granddad is.

Previously – Bros Before Hos?