A CAT KEPT SITTING IN A TREE EATING SALAMI
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It probably will forever.

A NAKED MAN RAN INTO A FENCE BEFORE GETTING UP AND RUNNING AWAY AGAIN
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He did not see the fence.

A MAN HAD A GOOD TIME THIS WEEKEND
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How could he not have when he wears jackets like this?

A FEW PALESTINIANS NOW LOOK LESS HARD THAN THEY USED TO
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They were prepared to compromise with Israel.

SOME WOLVES BEHAVED APPROPRIATELY IN A MUSICAL SITUATION
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By walking away from a 13-year-old Norwegian boy when he tried to play them Creed.

SCHOOLS SAID THEY WERE GONNA TEACH 4-YEAR-OLDS HOW TO BE GAY
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Oh no they didn’t, they just said they’ll let them know that homosexuality exists.

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