SOMEONE SUBMITTED THE FIRST DRAFT OF THE BEST SCI-FI BOOK EVER WRITTEN
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The author is suing P Diddy for $1000 billion dollars.

A DOCTOR TOLD A MAN TO STOP TAKING HEROIN
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Does anyone know if he did or not?

RIHANNA TOOK HER CLOTHES OFF
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She looks great.

A MAN TOLD A LOAD OF NANS AND KIDS ON HOLIDAY TO RAPE THEMSELVES
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Everyone clapped.

EGYPT TURNED INTO A RIOTER DISNEYLAND
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Amazing things kept happening on bridges.

SOME PEOPLE HAD SOME WTF DREAMS LAST NIGHT
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Empathy was enough, they felt no need to expand.

MAC HACKETT