While other publications seek out interviews with the who’s who of politics, economics and whatever the hell else people care about these days (can you interview the environment?), we prefer to chat about the more pressing issues of the day, like facial hair, piss-pots, stupid tattoos, taxidermy and straight-to-DVD action movies. Here are our top ten other interviews from 2007…

#10 VERY OLD SOUTH KOREAN LADY

We rent from a very old South Korean lady who is very wealthy, but still uses a piss-pot, which she empties into the tree in front of our door every morning. We’d never talked much with our landlady, but sure, we’d go up and ask her about her piss pot and her dead husband. Why not?

#9
BEST BEARD IN THE WORLD #8
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DECIDE TO GET A TATTOO OF THE DALAI LAMA ON YOUR CALF?

It’s shorts weather! Now is the happy time of the year when we begin to discover exciting things about people’s bodies, like what old people’s toes look like (thanks) or, oh I don’t know, that our coworker has a tattoo of the Dalai Lama on his calf. So we took a minute from our busy work day to ask him WTF. Read away.

#7 CHICKS WITH DICKS #6
THE BEST BOOKSHOP EVER #5 A CASTE OF MILLIONS #4 TALK TO MY ASS –
STEVEN SEAGAL

#3 – PEREZ HILTON
Meet our new intern Dragan Sasic. He’s Serbian, so in Croatian it sounds like
his name is Dragon Sausage. His family moved from Croatia over a decade ago
because they got tired of living in a war zone and like a lot of European kids,
he learned English from watching MTV. Now he’s an intern at Vice’s Toronto
office. We heard celebrity gossip guy Perez Hilton was in town doing some promo
and that he was supposed to show up at some club, so we told Dragan to go and
ask him a few questions. Oh, and we asked him to dress up like girl because,
well, because we could. This is what happened…

#2
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST true Ghostbusters #1
INTERVIEW WITH A TAXIDERMIST Photo Issue