As Rannie Turingan’s video and pictures of this weekend’s propane explosion attest to, the first most important tenet of photojournalism is being at exactly the right vantage point at the perfect time, otherwise known as “good luck.”

Second only to not living with some twerp who can’t stop running their gums for two goddamn minutes. We get it, hoss, explosions scary.

Translating it into French only makes it more irritating.