So, President Bush is on his way to Colombia right now. We actually just got back from a little trip to Bogota ourselves, and you know what? It really drove home the fundamental break in how the rest of the world views us. They may put on a big show about how we’re supposedly all evil and ruining their culture with our junk food and rock n roll and porn, but deep down, they’re so into what we’re bringing over they’re willing to assign each US import its own army for protection. (Click picture to enlarge)