There are two options for 5s to get laid: You can either spend all your money on makeup and beauty treatments and struggle against fate to bump yourself up to a 6 or you can turn yourself into a funny little cartoon lady and make guys wonder so hard what your vagina looks like that it feels like we’re trying to hold in a diahrrea.

• Don’t
• Do
• Don’t
• Do
• Don’t
• Do
• Don’t
• Do
• Don’t
• Do
• Don’t
• Do
• Don’t
• Do
• Don’t
• Do
• Don’t
• Do
• Don’t
• Do
• Don’t
• Do
• Don’t
• Do
• Don’t
• Do
• Don’t
• Do
• Don’t
• Do
• Don’t
• Do
• Do
• Do
• Do