Dear VICE Readers,

I’ll bet you thought I was done doing this column. Well, you were wrong. I’m back and I’m here to let you know that I can really shake it down. Do you love me now that I can dance?

Yours in Christ,

Nicholas

From Trayvon Martin’s Shooter Is Free Because of the Stand Your Ground Law

From Interviews with People Who Just Smoked DMT

From My Prison Life – We Had Sex Through the Bars of Her Cage

Previously – She’s in an Open Marriage