In case you haven’t been keeping abreast of gigantic controversies in contemporary American literature, we would like to take a second to inform you that James Frey’s The Final Testament of the Holy Bible will be released on April 22, which just so happens to be Good Friday. Oh yeah, we also just posted the only excerpt from the book in the whole wide world.

The Final Testament concerns one Ben Zion, an apparent modern-day messiah living, preaching, fucking, and touching the lives of many individuals (sometimes with his miracle-inducing penis) in modern-day New York City. It has already caused a tsunami of outrage among bible-thumpers and literati alike, but fuck those people. They are boring.

As if the excerpt wasn’t enough of a scooper-dooper, we’ll be posting an exclusive interview with Frey next Monday along with an extended chinwag with the author on a new episode of VBS Meets… See you then.