A-Z OF LIVING IN A BIG CITY FOR CHEAP

Once your student loan comes through, you have two choices. You can work out a sensible way of stretching it out for as long as possible, with meal plans, money set aside for rent and maybe even a little bit left over for a treat every other month. Or you can blow the entire thing in two days, then spend the rest of the year trying to figure out if there’s a way of buying beer with a Topman store card. If you opt for the latter, then here’s a guide for making it through university with little or no money. ALCOHOL BIKES COMPLAIN DEPOSIT ENERGY BOOST FOOD GAME DEMOS HERB GARDEN INSURANCE JUMBLE SALES KETCHUP LICENCE, TV MINERAL WATER NARCOTICS OPTIONAL-PAY RESTAURANTS PAPER, TOILET QUEERS RENT SHOPLIFTING TRANSPORT Jurassic Park UNION, STUDENT VICTIM WALK XENOGENY YOUR PARENTS ZINES