If your name falls squarely in the middle of a venn diagram between “drone enthusiasts” and “dads,” take note: Do not follow your children to school with a drone. ​Via Knoxville’s Local 8 Now, I bring you the story of Chris Early:

“She goes, ‘you’re not gonna come watch me,’ and I say ‘no,’ but I had another idea,” Early told the station. “Let her know that daddy’s always watching.”

“I was like, ‘uhh wow,’” his 8-year-old daughter said, probably vowing off her father forever. “He didn’t tell me then, so I was surprised.”

C’mon, man.