OK, game time. We’ve portrayed a variety of Austin characters and their sorted Southern predilections. Use the clues in the guide to help track down and identify representative examples. If you can capture each with a photo, send them to vice@viceland.com we’ll sort you out with a subscription. And if you can find these exact people, well, you’re hired. Otherwise, just check them off before your friends do, and then they owe you a beer.

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