In a video uploaded to YouTube, simply titled “Bartolo”, Mets ace teddy bear Bartolo Colon can be seen slipping and falling in the bowels of Citi Field after Game 2 against the Chicago Cubs. the Mets won that game 4-1, but we’re all winners here thanks to a delightful combination of human Weeble and slapstick.
Despite his size, Bart is actually quite the athlete; he just appears to have fallen victim to a strip of metal on the floor that turned his cleats into ice skates. Coulda happened to anyone, but it happened to Bart. #LGM
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