There is not a whole lot to say about this other than Bartolo Freaking Colon hit an infield single tonight at Citi Field. That is a base hit, that did not leave the infield, done by Bartolo Colon. Been sitting here thinking of the right words to use to put it in perspective and I think what I’m going to do is just list every single word that comes to mind.

• [mouth agape, eyes frozen]
• [mouth agape, eyes frozen]
• [eyes frozen, mouth agape]
• [eyes blink twice]
• [writes down “Bartolo Colon” on piece of paper and holds it up to computer screen]
• [mouth agape, eyes frozen]
• [mouth agape, eyes frozen]
• [mouth agape, eyes frozen]
• [eyes frozen, mouth agape]
• [scratches head, starts to speak, nothing comes out]
• 
• I don’t even know, man.
• (Shut up with your “error” nonsense)

[MLB]