You’d be hard-pressed to find a more beautiful monkey. Look at it. Its fur is a masterstudy in gradients. Black fading to gray, then fading to black again. It’s mesmerizing.

Admire its sinusoidal elegance. No, seriously, just like grab a coffee and a cigarette and take some time out.

This monkey is a dancer. A bailerín. You couldn’t find more refined curves on Donatello’s David. In fact, this monkey’s whole body is a french curve.

I bet this monkey has no romantic insufficiencies whatsoever. I bet this monkey has to use a stick to fend off potential lovers. Like, what even is this monkey doing later tonight?

Oh, and it interrupted a cricket game too.