We bet you didn’t know that big band conductors like their players arranged in a very specific order. In fact, we bet you don’t know the first thing about big band music so you’ll just have to believe whatever we say. That’s where this little seating chart comes in handy. Study it in case you ever find yourself on a date with a really hot Brian Setzer fan. Just kidding, that’s impossible.
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