Hi. We’ve got a news item for you concerning Buffalo Bills fans, and we’re going to run through this rather quickly, using visual aids to speed the process up. First, above, you can see a Bills fan lighting himself on fire after jumping on a burning table, while other fans try to put him out by dumping beer on him.

Second, by clicking this link, you can read our series of Dispatches from the Ralph, the stadium that hosts Buffalo Bills games.

Third, below, you can see that Buffalo Bills fans won a contest to determine who the NFL’s most responsible drunkards were, sponsored by Bud Light.

And finally, here are some immediate reactions from the winning fanbase: