Goddamn, man. Look at this nonsense. Detroit is getting pretty well manhandled by the Patriots, but at least you’ve got Calvin Johnson, Lions fans. And don’t forget Matt Stafford, either; that was a great throw under pressure and falling away from the play. The ball moved a little as Johnson went to the ground, but even legendary satanist Bill Belichick wouldn’t challenge it and risk depriving us of a wonderful catch.

So, Detroit, whenever it gets cold at night, and another season slips away, just watch this and remember some teams never get to watch a guy like Calvin Johnson do what he does. 

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