Cardale Jones, the third-string-turned-national-champion-quarterback of Ohio State has, once again, blown the minds of college football fans and analysts everywhere with another what the fuck moment. Jones—who self-publicized and held a massive, televised press conference to announce that he wasn’t declaring for the NFL Draft—thought it would be funny to make Buckeye fans relive the emotional trauma of thinking he was leaving the team by tweeting that he had decided to transfer to their in-state not-so-rival, Akron.

Just when media outlets crash and burn, Columbus police grab their riot gear, and Ohio State fans think their lives are over because a 20-something-year-old athlete making a stupid life choice somehow effects them, it gets weirder.

Overall not bad, Cardale.