Unless you are a liar or grew up somewhere like Bangladesh, at at least one point in your childhood some part of a movie should have scared you as much as it is humanly possible for a person to be scared. The impetus could range from as reasonable as, say, the Exorcist or Predator’s mouth to as lame as the Care Bears movie, but the intensity of the terror was the same. Obviously, there’s no fair way to go back and assess whether the movie was actually that scary or you were just a pussy…to reach the same level of fear now you’d pretty much be required to be awoken in bed by a monster holding a gun to your face. But what if you hadn’t seen the movie since the time it bugged you out, and you watched it late at night after getting extremely stoned and tape-recorded your immediate reaction? Hopefully that should do the trick, because it is exactly what we’re going to do every Friday from now until we run out of things that have scared people.
Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure
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