“Silent Night”
“Jingle Bells”
“Christmas in Harlem”
“Player’s Ball”
“Silent Night”
“Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneanapolis”
“White Christmas”
“Blue Christmas”
“All I Want for Christmas Is You”
“Santa Baby”
That Ramones Christmas Song
“The Night Santa Went Crazy”
“Funky Funky Christmas”
“Jingle Bells” (Dog Version)
“Jingle Bells” (Klingon Version)
“I Farted in Santa’s Lap”
That One Blink 182 Christmas Song
“What Can You Get a Wookie for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb)?”
“Christmas at K-Mart”
The John Lennon One
All the Bob Dylan Ones
Also the Justin Bieber Ones I Guess
Oh Yeah and the Ying Yang Twins One Too
Whatever the Best NOFX Christmas Song Is
NOT the She & Him Ones
“Christmas at K-Mart”
“Merry Mothafuckin’ Christmas”
“Please Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas)”
“Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”
“Little Drummer Boy,” The Bing Crosby and David Bowie One
“Back Door Santa”
“You Son of a Bitch, You Stole My Woman, Now I’m Gonna Burn Your Christmas Tree Farm”
“Fuck You If You Don’t Like Christmas”
“Rudolph the Red Nosed Reggae”
“Christmas with the Devil”
“Dear Santa Bring Me a Man this Christmas”
“Merry Crassmas”
“Fuck Christmas”
“Christmas in Hollis”
“Carol of the Bells”
“The Rockin’ Disco Santa Claus”
“Macarena Christmas”
“Emo Revival”
“Holocene”
“Christmas Tree on Fire”
“Have ur self a merry lil xmas”
“Mommy and Daddy, Please Don’t Steal from Me this Christmas”
“Frosty the Pervert”
“Whiskey Christmas”
“I Don’t Care What I Get You for Christmas”
“Who Put the Dick in the Snowman?”
“Shaman Spirit Reindeer of Siberia”
“Hood Pope”

Drew Millard swears these are all real Christmas songs, he’s just not going to link them all for you. He’s on Twitter – @drewmillard