The Facebook page promoting Club Babe at Dalston’s Birthdays promised a “Free Martini if you wear a Bikini”. Unsurprisingly, a vicious debate took place on the page’s wall, as the prospective male attendees campaigned for sexual equality. Club Babe heeded their call, pledging a free Martini for the Bikini-clad, regardless of gender.

Needless to say, it’s been raining loads and it’s not even that warm, so no one turned up in a Bikini. That’s just common sense.