The Moon enters Virgo at 9:56 am, making this a productive, hardworking Friday. The start of the day will be rough: The Moon (still in proud Leo) will confront Saturn in Scorpio at 9:03 am, giving your morning a shitty, nothing’s working right kind of vibe. You’ll get over it, though. It’s really Friday night that’s important, right? Who cares about the morning? The Moon will meet Jupiter, the planet of good luck, at 11:45 pm: Expect an epic, over-the-top night.

Aries

Bullshit drama abounds this morning, especially concerning who is supposed to do what for whom. How about this: Everyone’s responsible for themselves? Problem solved! The vibe improves greatly tonight when lucky Jupiter meets with the Moon in down-to-earth Virgo.

Taurus

I hope no one crashed at your house last night, because this morning is super lame. Tonight will be much better: Lots of flirting will go down, as well as plenty of invites to parties. But who knows, you may feel like staying in: You’re feeling extremely creative tonight!

Gemini

This morning is stressful, with confrontations occurring during your commute and confusing messages arriving to your inbox. It’ll pass, and tonight will be quite comfortable. It’s an excellent evening to entertain in your home or to just have a nice, cuddly night in.

Cancer

Why are you stressing about money first thing in the morning, Cancer? Let it go—don’t be such a greedy crab. Venus, the planet of money, went direct after a long retrograde this past Sunday. Things will improve soon! Tonight’s excellent for communication: Whom do you want to call?

Leo

It’s a super moody day today. Things start out shitty, with perhaps with a tantrum or two, but by this evening you will be totally, completely blissed out. Good news around money or some other material concern may come your way, yay!

Virgo

Random, unexpected, tense communications await you this morning, Virgo, but don’t worry—things will improve later this evening. The Moon will enter your sign today, and plenty of cosmic love will shine down on you! Definitely go out tonight.

Libra

The only thing more annoying than your friends being up in your shit and harassing you to help them out is when people you hardly know do it. This morning will be really annoying. But, tonight will be great. Go out, even if you’ve lost your faith in humanity.

Scorpio

Insanely annoying shit around work or your reputation is going on this morning. Is it possible that people think YOU, of all people, are rigid and frigid! It’ll pass, and this evening will be great, so don’t let the morning’s drama ruin your day. Instead, use it as fuel to conquer your goals.

Sagittarius

This morning is stressful. No one seems to get you or your brilliant ideas, but it’ll pass. Tonight will be super productive and positive around your career, or, more generally, around you promoting yourself and your talents.

Capricorn

The first half of the day is stressful, but no worries, this evening will be filled with fun and adventure. Go someplace you’ve never been before—you won’t regret it. An impromptu weekend vacation is recommended if you can get away with it.

Aquarius

This morning is tense, but sometimes you feed off of that energy. It’s all good, though, because this evening should be fun, especially if you’re planning some ghost hunting, a night with the tarot, or simply a fireside chat with some close friends.

Pisces

Major drama this morning, but it’ll pass. This evening will be really fun, especially on the romance front. You’ll get lucky tonight for sure… No, really—the planet of luck, Jupiter, is sending you excellent vibes from across the zodiac in your opposite sign, Virgo.